Corporate Nerd Reveals Disturbing Sports Side
After showcasing Tim, our hottest nerd here to date, I stopped posting. I mean, I just didn't get any other nerd submissions that were any hotter or any nerdier than this gorgeous hunka-hunka boring love.
But suddenly, a bit of disturbing news has cast a pall on my geek.
I'm talking about sports. Got a gaming no problem? No problem. Star Wars? I'm star struck. Band geek? I'm on the bandwagon. But one thing that totally, completely and utterly turns me off is the sports geek.
I mean, have you ever listened to sports talk radio? It's more torturous than a segment of Dr. Laura and Sean Hannity. Combined. And it runs all day, catering to the inane whims of ex-frat boys and former 2-A high school running backs who apparently have hours of free time to debate the sucky-ness of the Royals or the outrageously wrong, misguided and ridiculous ranking of their college alma mater.
And (sigh) my sources have just revealed that my beloved Tim is just that. He's committed the cardinal sin of geeks and actually perpetuated a work e-mail thread about the NCAA.
Sorry, Tim, but I gotta let you go. I know it’s probably how you got those awesome washboard abs in the first place, but it’s time for me to find another, less sporty, geek to worship.